Monday, March 01, 2010

Goan Eccentricities 2

I met a guy today. One of those typical road side temporary shop owners. I stopped to buy some cigs.
Me: 1 pack lights please
He: I dont have a pack I have just 9.
Me: Ok I'll take them.
He: No I can give you 5
Me: What? Just give me all 9.
He: No i need them.
Me: You do? Aren't you supposed to be selling them?
He: Yeah I need a few here in the shop to sell.
Me: What? Isnt that what you're doing now?
He: I cant give you all 9. Thats it. I wont have any left.
Me: To myself (You're a freaking moron. The weirdest I've met so far).

5 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. ur not serious!

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  2. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!..

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  3. Dude, i'm MAHA JEALOUS. also i quit smoking. which makes this EVEN HARDER to read! but most importantly, i want goa. now.

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  4. you live in Goa..tell me this aint true...tell me this aint true

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  5. my husband lives there already. this was posted by him. im moving there in less than a week.

    so yes, its true :D

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