Me: 1 pack lights please
He: I dont have a pack I have just 9.
Me: Ok I'll take them.
He: No I can give you 5
Me: What? Just give me all 9.
He: No i need them.
Me: You do? Aren't you supposed to be selling them?
He: Yeah I need a few here in the shop to sell.
Me: What? Isnt that what you're doing now?
He: I cant give you all 9. Thats it. I wont have any left.
Me: To myself (You're a freaking moron. The weirdest I've met so far).